Ian Parkin

There was a young man named Ginna,
Who's poems were that of a minger,
He was dirty and lewd,
Young Ginna was crude,
But he was but a beginner,
So follow my lead,
With him i did plead,
Though his patients began to wear thinner,
I am dirty and lewd,
My poems are crude,
Fuck it I am but a sinner !!

Oh how we did laugh,
Of his sinful path,
And his attempt at clean poetry,
He held his hands up,
With a "Shit" and a "Fuck",
And said "dirty is all I can be".
by craig boyd