Studied the nightshift activities of the sun and failed to get 50 million degrees with first class honours. Educated to a very low standard which I strive to maintain. Hobbies are watching paint dry, staring aimlessly into space while grinning, acting the fool ( and succeeding ) and being an occasional table, frequently.
I've been World Memory Champion four times, or was it five..? and am a hoarder. I collect everything on the premise that it'll come in handy even if I never use it.