I'm on the cusp of greatness...that or I've been pushed over the edge to insanity. I have a random shit generator in my head that works overtime and produces some great lines that I spew out here on fb.

I am the thread that holds many groups of friends together.

I'm not politically correct. I'm not here to win friends & influence people. I am me; jaded, cynical, sarcastic and witty. If you get into my good graces you just might find out that I have a heart of a lion.

If I have to explain, you probably won't understand.

Everyone has multiple personalities; we let certain ones out in different situations. You will never fully understand me. At times, I don't fully understand myself.