With mini tankard comes mini responsibility

I like most things except mushrooms, politicians, bad weather, alarm clocks, bad drivers, prejudice, plucking my eyebrows, narrow-mindedness, arrogance, slimy seafood, people with too much money and no talent (Paris Hilton etc.), selfishness, bad grammar, the bike shed, being too tired, being too drunk, happy hardcore, pedos, feet, cows and bulls (bad childhood experience), pigeons, moths, bad manners, being chased and seeing my friends upset.
I really like wine, showers, abandoned buildings and dyson airblades.
I spill drinks a lot.