I am the world's greatest secret agent, so secret in fact that my codename has a codename. I speak 34 languages fluently, including some extraterrestrial ones. I regularly balances myself on my index finger and bounce up and down on it (something that Remo Williams has also been known to do); I refer to this as "going into a 7th level Yoga-Hopping Trance". My eyepatch is not actually needed and is worn 'because it's part of the suit.' Catchphrases: "Good grief!", "Penfold, shush!", "Blast!" He is also a practitioner of the ancient martial art of Kung Moggy.