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John Byko (The Rockpile)

United States

An eccentric loner and tunnel dweller unencumbered by the thought process. I train Lipizzaner stallions, mate alpacas, and keep a seagull tethered to my belt at all times. Inventor of the electric sponge.

Listen to my monthly podcast 'The Rockpile' ( for great rock songs not heard on the radio, and additional nonsensical insights and observations.