Famous Last Words:
You can't defeat me! I'm Immortal!
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
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To accept being mediocre when one can achieve greatness is inexcusable
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