Camel Towing St. Louis

Played drums since 4th grade.

I'm just a transition that won't go away.....
I've also opened the gates of hell....

Out of place animals that i have almost run over on Keller Road in South County:
Beaver
Goat

Phil Herwig-"You know....I Love You."
Seriously the best Christmas ever...

"Somebody in life is always trying to take your spot"

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.

In my line of work, I have pretty much seen everything you can imagine...From 8 year old children doing "Crank Dat", to middle aged drunk women attempting to grind on me, to a thong-bearing D2F 60 year old trophy wife. Honestly...It takes a lot to surprise me nowadays.

Emily, You didn't deserve to die alone. I'm praying that whoever did this to you will turn themselves in. I'm sorry and I miss you.
Rest In Peace: 5-5-2008

Woman:Do you guys have any sleds?
Me: No but we have pools...
Woman: Well what am I supposed to do with that?
Me: Uhhhhh.