um...im mexican?

my favorite story that i made :D
One day God was going for a jog and tripped in a rose bush. God was so pissied off that he decided to go home and beat his wife. Then she was like “dude” what the heck and God was like “Why didn’t you tell me I had allergies?!?!?” And his wife was like “You’re god man!!! You should know this!” and he was like “oh yeah.” So God reasoned with his wife and he took his wife back to the roses to beat up the bush.

So once god and his wife got to the bush, they started kicking it and pollen was getting everywhere. Some actually flew up god’s nose and he started sneezing and coughing everywhere which created the Bing Bang! The Big Bang created the galaxy and stuff and the earth and little animal things. Once earth and all the other planets was formed go was like “O.o woah!” and yeah the dinosaurs came and was like “babe look at the lizards”

God wanted to pet a dinosaur so bad that he used his godly powers to rip his finger through t