"I got grounded but we had three doors and they only locked one."-Annys
"The only reason I don't like Hitler is because Adam Levine is Jewish...and I like Jewish noses."-FLH
"One of German boys friends is really fat so I couldn't look him in the face."-FLH
"I know why Adele is moaning, because she's fat."
"It'd be like a chocolate raisin between the Himalyas"
"He looks like a child in it but he's so beautiful."-Amy.
"Totally gonna hit that tonight."-Amy
"Yet they love moaning about my fucking reindeer!"
"You're being snipered by an old man."
"I could straighten your hair like hers.Hers looks good."-Liz.
"What kind of toilet won't flush?"
"My choice was coming out with you or watching Bulletproof Monk."-Liz.
"I hope we win because I cant afford another drink otherwise."-Alice.
"What's a deniro?"-Dad.
"You won't need fancy dresses where you're going."-Dad
"Apparently he's been laying bricks."-Annys
"Gross."-Ben
"I wish Justin Bieber would just fuck off."-Liz.
"God damn