Classic.

You're not going to meet anyone else like me. I've been called a "true original". I am everything and nothing at the same time. I may be outgoing and friendly when you first meet me, or I may be shy. Both are me. It will take you a long time to really get to know me, because there are a lot of different aspects of me, and I'm constantly changing. But I'm also very loyal, and if you're loyal to me, I will always have your back. Even if you piss me off, I never hold a grudge, and I won't abandon you. Sometimes I'm difficult, but if you put in the effort, I think you'll find it worth it. Or maybe not, I don't know. You decide.