Faux Zoo is the DJ alias of general twat bag Ryan Chadwick. Faux Zoo /foh zoo/ mainly sells his body like a street worker to various night clubs in and around Manchester, UK but started abusing peoples ear drums in Preston,UK working in a fantastically shameless gay club which led on to other opportunities within Manchesters Gay scene and various electro/techno events.
Faux Zoo's pet hates:
-show boating (lets be honest, slapping the air around you like your some form of fucked up pterodactyl never looked good)
-late 90s pop... for shame
- having the prefix DJ on his title... shudders
-bro fists/hi5s/G-hugs from so called "house LADS!"
-microphones, Mr.Zoo sounds just as gay as he looks...
-Beyonce

Faux Zoo enjoys:
-Strobes
-excessive dry ice
-screeching highs
-unisex toilets
-food
-cigerettes
-cigerettes
-cigerettes
-Mr.oizo