I'm an erstwhile lab rat who got tired of being poked, prodded, probed, and mutated, so one night I escaped from my confines, put Arkham, Mass. in my rear-view mirror (well, technically, it was the University president's rear-view mirror), and made my way west to sunny California, where I'd heard that rats were able to live in peace and harmony with humans. I was misinformed.

I've been jumping around, occupying various college computer labs until campus security catches up with me, but now I've been offered a home in Balrok's cave, where I'm settling in nicely. That demon is one swell egg.