There are only two thing to worry about in life; either you're healthy, or you're sick.

If you're healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you're sick you have 2 things to worry about; either you'll get better, or you'll die.

If you get better you have nothing to worry about, but if you die you have 2 things to worry about; either you'll go to heaven, or you'll go to hell.

If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with all your mates, you won't have time to worry!