It's so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to.

Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law