Author of the successful cookbooks "How to serve man" and "It's not what you think", Elzevir Block has recently fired himself into the Internet in order to amass more friends than heretofore possible; perchance more than the entire population of earth! Elzevir likes long walks on the beach and pelicans. A long walk on a pelican would also be acceptable. He is waiting for the day that neural implants become available on the consumer market, but fears that the Internet may eat us all long before this comes to pass.