I've travelled from streets to bars, bars to bridges, bridges to baseball fields, baseball fields to underground wrestling matches, underground wrestling matches to ships, ships to beaches, and beaches to secret bases all to punch one guy in the face

Jay gummypanda Dawson was born on a day, well technically it was night, but i was born. That happened then some other stuff happened, now Jay is different than he was. He seems to change his views on life every two years or so. Or if something really cool or important happens to him.