Bouncy Disco Biscuit is one tough cookie and a dirty little dunker with an uncontrollable urge to get down. 

Raised on funk, disco and inappropriate amounts of glitter, BDB likes the basslines Hobnobby, the beats Jammy and the dancefloors absolutely Cream Crackered. 

He loves nothing more than a Chocolate Finger or diving face first into a package of Jammy Dodgers … finding crumbs in a hopeless place. 

Bouncy is never one to Digestive and run. Give him two decks and he’ll happily go all night —  dropping a Bourbon and occasionally getting his Ginger Nuts out when the mood takes him. 

The rules are simple:

Never dunk without permission.

Nobody likes half a Finger.

Keep your hands off another man’s Hobnob.

Take caution if someone offer to show you their Pink Wafer for free.

So loosen your Garibaldis and shake those Party Rings. Get ready to get dunked ! 🍪🪩