I am sick of all this kung fu treachery.
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Born in a speckled egg upon the banks of the River Dee, I grew accustomed to the wild where i developed skills in being a general nuisance and sandwich making,one day i was offered a job as 'General of Ginger Beer' but that didn't go so well. I am still scarred to this day.