In west Bedminster, born and raised,
in the mirror is where I spent most of my days,
'til I was admiring my hair when I got home from school,
And my family told me I looked like a fool,
Then a couple of blokes who looked really good,
started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
they said "if you're really that vain, then you best be scared",
'cos we'll laugh at your dress sense and your indie-boy hair