I think too much, write mostly nonsense and occasionally make music...

I'm a harbinger of the tangent thoughts most people pay no attention to. That guy who derails a conversation by spontaneously getting pregnant with Brooke Shields' love child? That's me. I own an acre on the Moon not far from Mare Humorum. Years ago there were those who called me dungeonmaster. I miss having a functional need for a Trapper-Keeper(tm). Fractions are a conspiracy of the government. My last name means first, which is just odd to me.

I try not to take things seriously.