"Black nail polish? Swish it up a bit! I wanna see enormous fuchsia rhinestone-studded gay claws so cumbersome you can’t even perform the most basic acts of personal hygiene"

‎"Were the sky actually falling, it would quickly come to rest upon the mountains of idiots who plague the land..."

It's been a rocky quarter century of life... I feel I'm finally getting my life together. I try and surround myself with good friends that support me and make my life as awesome as it is :)