I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. (Oktal) Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. (Larry Wall) The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability. (Randall E. Stross) You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time. (Bertrand Meyer)