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Eric Calderon

I like watching football and cooking food.

I'm SuperRandom! and unpredicatable. my writing style is that of a three year old. And if read properly, in the voice of Hunter S. Thompson. I am really good at the old looking like i'm working, but facebooking trick. I'm anxious at all times, which results in my ninja like reflexes and senses. I'm like a cat. Ninja cat that is. I'm a sucker for current trends and I'm dat dood that plays it out til its dead. I cover Dave Matthews Band songs with my guitar. I've kept a low profile thats ready to be unleashed. My political opinion is I should rule the world. I'm a huge fan of your music. If I can snap dance, or yung joc to it that is. Capital Hill is a place for straight people as well. My style is a mix of hood, skate, indie rock, abercrombie, halloweeen, hippy, surf, corporate, European. with a twist of homeless and a pinch of drunk. I like me a smart brunette who is everything like me. I'm a modern day Socrates and should be put to death