I'm just a normal guy... (from some point of view that probably doesn't exist)

-I have several super-powers, for example: I go invisible immediately after someone has turned off the lights...

-I've seen more kangaroos on tv than Leonardo Da Vinci

-I was 17th at the turtle smelling contest

And I just happen to know, that when i'll be able to say cheese while whistling, i'll probably have reached nirvana