Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. Ask me to answer honestly.... I'll lie anyway!

Name: Derek
Birthplace: Dublin
Current Location: Drimnagh
Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Height: 6ft
Weight: 10st 12lbs
Piercings: Yes
Tatoos: Yes
Single or Boyfriend: Boyfriend!
Overused Phrase: "Flog Your Muffin For A Fiver"

If you want to know anything else about me, leave a comment and I will try my best to answer it honestly!!