The ineffable Doktur Kool, born Frank Bebert Farnsworth in the quaint town of Daggleton, Idaho, began cutting hard tracks at the age of 6. With his first turntable in tow, he was a local legend within twelve months. From there, he created a statewide frenzy when his debut mixtape "The Doktrine of Kool" was released to a barrage of both fanfare and uproar over its controversial content. Doktur Kool went on to craft dozens upon dozens of super fly tracks into his late teens, solidifying his status as a cornerstone of the funkmix genre and the music industry as a whole. Today, the Doktur, having completed his accredited doctorate in Koolology, has spent years working on his comeback tour, culminating in what will assuredly be the most flamboyant and deservedly anticipated performance in human history on August 28th, 2028. Yep, a Thursday.