I am a self confessed loser and reformed dreamer. I am the bad penny your parents told you about.

To my friends - I adore you and thank you and will never forget you.

To my enemies, dont even hope or pray that I will forget you either, cause I am not that stupid. Karma needs a living avatar, and I am auditioning for that role. Go hide, so I can have fun tracking you down. I will enjoy hearing your bubbling screams for your Momma as I reveal to you all that the human body can endure.... boy am I glad I paid attention when the anatomy was being taught! hahahahhaha

Scallywaggin', pukin' an' mutinizin' — that be how I sail.