When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighbourhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me

I aspire one day to attain the level of AWSOMNESS equal to or greater than that of the man known as Chuck Norris park ranger