I'm a half Taiwanese self employed body builder/personal trainer, message me about sessions if you're interested. Bouncer in Leyland at the weekends. Used to be in the police force but got thrown out for knowing too much. I live by the laws of the jungle.
Favourite band - Stiff Little Fingers
Loves - Kung Fu and red hot curries
Hates - cowards and wannabes
Own 7 cross bows and 11 machetes.
Drive a road legal quad bike.
Drink 4 raw eggs every morning.
Invented the Bullworker.
Have extreme knowledge of trip wire technology.
Been in over 1000 fights and won 999 of them. I only lost one because the other guy was on a tractor so it wasn't even fair anyway.
If you've got a problem with me I'll give you an arm wrestle. If you've still got a problem after that I'll just deck you so watch out.
I do have a softer side though like the time when I stroked a toad.
I push myself to the max all day everyday. Here's some of my achievements so far:
I ate a live ra