"When I first met you at that Al-Anon meeting,
And you made that reference to "All Your Goodies Are Gone",
And even sang a verse,
I was amazed how husky your singing voice was"

My name is David Losinski. I have made three emergency water landings; in all cases the plane was on fire, fought a total of 16 hipsters, managed a diary farm in southwestern Nebraska, saved eight puppies from a burning Alberston's on three occasions, learned swedish, swam with a four headed dolphin, and taught inner city children the importance of oral hygiene.