David was found washed up on Scarborough shore one morning. The only thing he could say was "!", which is an expression of perpetual surprise.

With careful training and electrical shocks administered to certain areas, David was able to a live a normal life until he woke up and decided to move interstate

David was seen in Melbourne and should be considered armed, but not particularly dangerous.

From January 1st 2010, David was seen heading back to his place of birth . The reasons have nothing to do with outstanding warrants as some believe

David has an annoying habit of referring to himself in third person.