I am what some men would call a transcendent figure. I know why hot dogs are sold in packs of twelve and hot dog buns are sold in packs of eight. I've beaten Sim City, conquered a brick wall in a game of tennis, and finished the internet all before my early morning captain crunch.
When I jump into a body of water I do not get wet, the water gets David. I beat Paul Bunyan in an arm wrestling match, dunked on Michael Jordan, and checkmated Bobby Fischer before puberty. I single handedly ended the last ice age with the warmth of my love, but destroyed paleolithic life with a George foreman toaster. I am a thief in the night, a benefactor in the morning, and a lover at all times. I once ran a marathon in high hills, performed 3 spinal column surgeries, and watched the lord of the rings trilogy all in the time it takes me to make 30 minute San Fransisco rice, which is 15 minutes.. I am your hopes and dreams, and your biggest concern. I am David Norton
