Hi, I'm David Garcia. I've eaten mangoes fresh off the coast of the islands of Hawaii. Been charged by a raging elephant, whom I threw rocks at, and lived to tell the tale. Fixed the lunar landing on a satellite at space camp. Was given the name Thabiso (happiness) by the grandchildren of Nelson Mandela. Held a koala in my arms as if it were a little child in Sydney. Preached in a church that met in a tent in the ghettos of South Africa. Sat in a double decker bus outside the gates of Sir Elton John's house...and wasn't impressed. I'm Dave and I'm married. What more can I say?