I'm a lover not a fighter

I was born at a very young age, I am bald and proud, I have terrible hearing and even worse eyesight, I have man boobs which no matter how hard I try will never leave me, I have a beautiful baby daughter named Halle she is my world, I was there when she was born and I could not stop crying, in fact I cried so much the midwife told me if I did not stop crying I would have to be removed from the ward because I was upsetting the other expectant mothers it was actually compared by the midwife to the baby scene in Only Fools and Horses where Del Boy could not stop crying. I am a cook in the kitchen and a snore in the bedroom. I once lost 4 stone in 12 weeks and have kept it off. I can make myself cry with laughter only to look up and see nobody else laughing, I go red very easily normally due to the fact I have said something I shouldn't have, my mouth is quicker than my brain I really should think about what I say, I bite my nails all the time, I am a legend in m