Got a HND in Graphic Art and Design at Aberdeen College of Comedy, then after working as a gardener for 5 years (?) went to University of Aberdeen, and gained a First Class Honours in Sociology. I then embarked on a post graduate degree in Social Research and taught 1st Year Sociology to apathetic students, again at the UA. Great at the time, but I'm afraid academia means long hours for little money. Instead I did a postgrad in Information and Library Studies at RGU where I met and married my wife Rong ( pronounced Rung). Now living in Edinburgh with said wife and daughter. And working as a librarian.