Ok I’m going to try to spare you all of the “I like the outdoors and really like to laugh” crap and try to really tell you something about me. I like gummy bears and not chocolate. I am a former Marine and a veteran of the first Gulf War. I am MMA fighter, although my basic strategy is the curl up in the fetal position and cry technique…lets just say they have never had to test me for performance enhancing drugs. I can throw a mean yo-yo and can thumb wrestle better than most. I have degrees in Philosophy and English but still have trouble with that whole…the underwear has three holes but I only have two legs thing. I am terrified of clowns and black jelly beans. I can debate the finer points of Aristotelian Ethics one second and then ask you if women pee in the shower the next. I like to read as opposed to television. I am a marathon runner and a horrible guitar player. I do a lot of weight training so I am solid but not freakish. I am stunningly good looking but too modest to know it