Once banned from three petting zoos for excessive bass, Darren Thomas emerged from a cloud of glitter and static electricity to drop beats that confuse both man and goose. Raised by sentient disco balls in a forgotten IKEA, his sound can only be described as “yes.” With a PhD in Funkology and a minor in Sandwich Theory, Darren Thomas is here to make your ears do somersaults and your toaster dance the Macarena. Press play. Regret nothing.