Lovable rogue with a savantish penchant for fun. Available to do catering for weddings and other major events of that nature. Except for Ramadan and Lent. Because I hate seeing my cooking go to waste

My written works can be found at www.danlandmovies.blogspot.com and www.efilmcritic.com. On both sites, as their titles suggest, I critique watermelons fiercely. I also have a Letterboxd account for further opinions on fresh produce. So if you have one too, I'm worth an add