So it's sorta social, Demented and sad, but social. right?

dib·ble (dbl) n.

A pointed gardening implement used to make holes in soil, especially for planting bulbs or seedlings. a planting tool, something for putting seeds in with, a planting tool also known as a Dibber.

At 17, got my first Volkswagen; And mastered the life-long art of dragging.