I am a Glamorous Glamourpuss

I am gorgeous and furry and respond well to love and affection. I became a Dame on Jan 1 2007 in the New Year's Honours list for my tireless work helping the "Eyorlysian Fields" Donkey Sanctuary in Kidderminster, as well as other, more low profile appointments and duties.I helped Madonna through the menopause for which she is eternally grateful (check the sleeve notes!), and the power of Christ compels me. My favourite colour is blue but I think purple is very nice too. Farting is fun, but sneezing less so.