I am a well dressed gent with a rapier wit and banter that could solve world poverty and end all wars if only the C.I.A. would let me. Im so fucking hard that I sometimes knock myself out when blinkng and if I get into a fight Nato are called in. It has been found out that Superman has a picture of me on his office desk and that I was the model for The Son from Father, Son and Holy Ghost fame. I enjoy chat, banter and romancing the stone. Some refer to me as The Jesus Christ Of Punk Rock, Some As The Curly Haired Minstrel Of Funk but you can call me Dale.