Cwok has been a DJ since the invention of the beeper. He eats up grooves and spits them out to create melodic vibes that will keep your feet moving and head bobbing. he also collects snowglobes. He once trapped a sasquatch only to play UNO with him for five hours straight. one witness saw Cwok grow a beard faster than a werewolf transformation. He once coached a Raider’s game with an eye patch on both eyes. He once let his best friend Ferris use his dad’s classic car. That did not go so well. He was the Grand Marshal for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade five years in a row.