BAZINGA - any jokes or bam up's should be followed by BAZINGA .....!!!
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
I don’t believe you, continue.
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
The eyes are the groin of the head.
My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man
Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
I grew up on a farm.