"World's oldest man marks 114th birthday in Montana. His secret to long life?

'Cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women — and a good sense of humor'"

"All my life I've only had one dream; to accomplish my many goals" - Homer Simpson

I like to leave my facebook signed in and unsupervised around a bunch of drunk ppl at a st patty day party.

PS my sister are the BEST.... did i mention that?
James! you da man.

"The word "We" is as lime poured over men, which sets and hardens to stone, and crushes all beneath it, and that which is white and that which is black are lost equally in the grey of it. It is the word by which the depraved steal the virtue of the good, by which the weak steal the might of the strong, by which the fools steal the wisdom of the sages." Ayn Rand, Anthem, Chapter 11