I'm an asshole, but i'm pretty awesome to hang out with when drunk. but I'm still an asshole.

See, that was me trying to be somewhat funny... I do that alot, but its never as funny to other people as it is to me.

Sitting in a car next to someone random and not speaking isn't awkward for me, so don't feel like you always need to keep up a conversation. The less you talk, the better.. you'd probably piss me off if you ask me too many questions.

Unless you're a sex god like Sonny Moore or Kellin Quinn, don't add me and send me your life story, and then end it with something like 'And I think we should have sex'. Just, no.... I can already tell you're a terrible fuck if you do something like this.

Don't ask me for nudes... hugs are fine, but not nudes. If I really like you, i'd offer them to you. Asking is just fucking annoying.

Yup.