fuck it
All products contain small amounts of cyanide which are non lethal when taken in recommended doses. However ingesting, inhaling, hearing of, seeing, or even thinking about portions of the unrecompensed dose can result in serious injury, maiming, emotional trauma, loss of innocence, detachment from reality, anal bleeding, and hair loss….oh and mortality, that too.
If the statement above applies to you, follow this procedure.
1: denounce every known god and accept every other one as your personal savior to ensure a place in whatever afterlife may come.
2: try not to think about the agonizing eternal suffering you might endure regardless of performing step 1
3: pay off all debts to credit agencies, IOU’s, personal favors, and withdraw any unfulfilled new years resolutions
4: change into a nice pair of shoes. I hear its good to look your best.
5:take a hypothetical number and make sure you have all paperwork filled out.
6: Wait patiently, pass the time as
