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Standing in my action figure pose for these hoes
I only date girls who may or may not have stripped and or posed nude but are still nice people. i enjoy spending time on my private island with my big breasted asian girlfriend and skiing in the swiss alps with my egyptian supermodel fuck buddy. my girl got a girl friend chevy blue like whirlwind. i swam up niagra falls like a fish going up stream to mate. the leaning tower of pisa was modeled after my baby maker while mildly erect. wanna kno how to scare chuck norris? tell have me beat him up AGAIN. every tuesday morning i have a threesome with 5 people. i was the only human to ever wrangle a dinosaur. every time i rock one off i shoot a solid 8 roper. BP spilled all that oil cuz they were in a rush to give it to me cuz they saw me doing the robot and i was so damn good they thought i was a real robot. im your favorite rappers favorite rapper. i have 4 middle names and no last name. if the hulk and the thing from fantastic 4 had a ba