Music and motorcycles. Specifically, listening to music while riding my motorcycle.

When I reach a certain level of intoxication, I cease to be Canaan anymore, and turn into Swarley. Swarley may try to engage in a philosophical conversation with you about abstract things. He cannot dance well, but he most likely will anyway. Swarley can often be seen playing the air drums, air guitar, or air bass if the music is loud enough. He may even sing. I cannot be held responsible for the actions of Swarley.