45 rpm * TT sideburns * Two Lane Blacktop * Ballin' the Jack

Switchblade pompadour, piecrust whitewall, old school ink, Reid Miles, Geo Ham, velominati.
Gretsch, Havana, head, Hemi off the muffler, Harry Crews, cry me a river, d-d-d-d-drag racin’, diy not DIY.
10 denier hold-ups, Bevanites, bobbers, ballin’ the jack, Lempicka, pre-op, post-op, pomade, tuck’n’roll, 2 Tone.

Rockabilly (straight-down-the-line ’54 to ’59)

I’m a sound engineer and my ears stick out. Maybe there's a link. In truth, I just look daft. I’ve worked on three continents with people you’ve probably never heard of. The cool threads, hot vinyl and 100 octane need to be paid for somehow. My pants are too tight to outrun the cops these days, so I also play records for money or sex, preferably both. Seduce me and I’ll let you sniff my Sparkle Moore picture sleeves.